Was macht man in England, wenn zu viele Menschen in den Wald zum vögeln rennen?

Richtig, man fällt den Wald. Ich meine, was soll man auch sonst mit so einem verfickten (SCNR) Wald tun?

A 12-hectare site beside the A666 near the Green Arms Road junction has been cleared in the last month by United Utilities. And police and councillors said the felling programme would have the benefit of discouraging strangers from meeting up for sex at the known ‘dogging’ hotspot.

6000 trees chopped down to prevent strangers having sex in the woods