To the person who shit in a sock at Kmart…

And then that happened…

About 2 years ago, I was a janitor at the Centre Kmart. I went about my janitor duties and swept out the bathroom- The womens’ room I might add.. and my broom caught a hold of something heavy behind the toilet.. I swept it out and found out that it was a sock. With my gloved hand, I picked up the sock, curious as to why the sock was so heavy… I wish I never did do that.. for I looked inside and, sure enough!.. there was a turd in that sock. I’ve got to know.. this has been bothering me for 2 years now. I still wonder why.. and how.. shit got in that sock.

Did you get into the bathroom stall and think to yourself.. “Do I really want to shit in this public toilet, or.. oh hey! I have this comfortable sock I could shit into instead!” -and just hold that sock up to your ass and go for it? If this is so- and you were able to hold that up to your ass and successfully bag that shit- then I applaud you for executing such a task- and also for doing one of the most disgusting, confusing things I’ve ever seen in my young life…

What happened in that stall that possessed you to do such a vile, horrid thing? You’ve left me in sheer wonderment for quite some time and I just have to know now. It is time to fess up. Please help my mind be at peace.

To the person who shit in a sock at Kmart… (via JWZ)