50 Shades of Chicken
Ich kenne Fifty Shades of Grey nur aus ein paar Witzen von Craig Fergusons Late Late Show auf CBS, ist wohl ein ziemlich erfolgreicher Literatur-Porno oder sowas. Jetzt gibt’s davon einen Kochbuch-Remix mit 50 versauten Hühnchen-Rezepten und jeder Menge Bondage-Chicken und der Buchtrailer wird erzählt von Patrick „Captain Picard“ Stewart. Now you know.
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.
Fifty Shades of Chicken (via Nerdalicious)
Amazon-Partnerlink: Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
