Gang of Smurfs got busted

Eine Bande Schlümpfe hat sich der Polizei ergeben, nachdem sie im Dezember einen Mann in einem 711-Shop überfallen haben. 711 ist sowohl Teil meiner neuen Handynummer, die auch in 1337 funktioniert, und ich kenne 711 als Crackercrew aus dem 80ern, was ja auch super ist. Tolle Nummer. Ach ja: Schlümpfe.

FOUR men who were dressed as Smurfs when they were allegedly involved in an assault at a 7-Eleven have handed themselves into police.

The Smurf-dressed man asked for a cigarette and was offered one, but demanded the man light it before handing it over. The man refused and was later assaulted. […] Earlier today, police appealed for the smoking Smurf and his three Smurf mates to come forward. Two 19-year-old Broadmeadows men, a 19-year-old Greenvale man and an 18-year-old Jacana man handed themselves into police after the appeal.

Police to charge Smurfs after 7-Eleven bashing in Melbourne (via Lowering The Bar)