NASA draws a giant Penis on Mars

Die NASA hat mit einem ihrer Rover einen Penis auf die Oberfläche des Mars gemalt. Yep, it’s real. Da müssen sich Voina mit ihrer Pimmelbrücke aber nochmal ziemlich anstrengen. Penis-Graffito in Space: Check. „That’s one small pipi for a man, a giant Penis for mankind.“ Ein Interplanetarischer Pimmelwitz. In Space no one can hear you ejaculate. Ich hör’ ja schon auf.

In the end it doesn’t matter how the human kind disappeared from the face of the universe, we will never find the right answer, all that matter is that those who came after the humans, like us, will find penises, penises everywhere, in planets surface, in walls, in buildings, even in discs randomly sent into space.
That’s the legacy of the human beings and I’m no expert in xenobiology but heck, those are damn fine penises.

Extract from “Did humans dream with electric penises?” written by Xeox Naz’Ar’Kanaz

Mars Rover = $800m, Team to Operate = $1b. Drawing a penis on the surface of another planet = Priceless.