Lovecraftian Horror mashed with Dating Site Spam

Schönes Twitter-Mashup von Lovecraft’schem Horror und „Meet hot Singles in your Area“-Spam, hier ein paar meiner Favorites:

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, PEELING BACK THE SKIN OF THE INFINITE, PEERING INTO THE DYING HEART OF THE LAST TRUE MYSTIC, YOLO THEY HISS, YOLO.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, SLOTTING ROILING RUNES INTO PLACE, LISTENING TO THE SPACE BETWEEN DYING GASPS, THIS PANDORA STATION IS GONNA ROCK.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, HOWLING IN TIME TO THE MODEM’S KEENING, BITRATE CURSES, HYPERLINKED HORROR.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, HUNTING BY SCENT, LICKING THEIR PALE TONGUES INTO THE CORNERS OF YOUR EVENING, EYES ROLLING BACK, 60% A MATCH.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, LEARNING THE CANTICLES OF CORRUPTION, INSCRIBING THEIR LOW NAMES IN HOLLOW EARTH, AFTER ALL THEY HAVE A GROUPON.

Dread Singles (via MeFi)