Goats Yelling like Humans is the new Wilhelm Scream
Youtube Direktgoats, via Obvious Winner
Yesplease! Hollywood, make it so! Bonustrack: Bon Jovis Living On A Prayer (Goat Edition). Apparently, Goat Editions are a thing now.
Bone-Scorpion
Von Flickr-User Forgotten Boneyard: „Scorpion made from mink, coyote, and rat bones“. (via Obvious Winner)
Vorher auf Nerdcore:
Facehugger made from Bones
Snake Sweater
Ein selbstgestrickter Pulli für ‘ne Schlange von Stephanie Christine Davidson. Yep. (via Neatorama)
Goats Yelling Like Humans – The Super Cut
Youtube Direktwaaaaa, via Boing Boing
Passt eigentlich eher zu Montagmorgen, aber hey: WAAAAAAAA!
@TheAverageShark:
@TheAverageShark follows on person and one person only. (Soundtrack vom Weißen Hai dazu vorstellen, gemasht mit Kiss from a Rose.)
The Wolf Man
Der Atlantic hat ‘ne tolle Bilderstrecke mit neuen Fotos von Lisi Niesner von Wolfsforscher Werner Freund und seinen Wolfspark. Ich bin ja seit Jahren so’n bisschen Fan von dem Mann und bilde mir manchmal ein, auch so unter Wölfen leben zu können (bin seit schon immer mit Hunden großgeworden). Die Bilder überzeugen mich nicht vom Gegenteil.
Wolfspark Werner Freund is a wolf sanctuary spread over 25 acres in western Germany. It is home to 29 wolves — six distinct packs hailing from Europe, Siberia, Canada, the Arctic, and Mongolia. Researcher Werner Freund, 79, a former German paratrooper, established the sanctuary in 1972 and has raised more than 70 animals there over the last 40 years. He acquired the wolves as cubs from zoos or animal parks and has reared them mostly by hand. Werner has also taken to living closely with his wolves, behaving as an alpha male to earn their acceptance and respect. Reuters photographer Lisi Niesner recently spent some time with Freund and his wolves, capturing the interactions between these old friends.
Dogwool
Erwan Fichou hat eine Fotoserie über Leute am Start, die Woll-Klamotten aus dem Haar ihrer Hunde anhaben. People are strange.
It takes about seven years to gather enough dog hair for a sweater. First of all, you can’t just pull the fur out out! That’s inhumane, plus it’s cheating. You just have to brush your dog regularly and save what comes off. Then you mail your precious collection of Rover fur to Doumé and she will return it to you in a 50-gram ball of dog wool.
WOOL OF THE DOG (via Swen)
Toad Sofa
Nach seinem Octopus-Chair, dem Rhino-StuhlWalrus-Sitzmöbel und einem Elefanten-Sessel hat Maximo Reira jetzt einee Kröte zum Rumsitzen gebaut. Seine Website ist ganz furchtbarer Flash-Blödsinn, die Krötenbilder gibt’s aber ohnehin nur auf Designboom.
Giant Cobra made from frozen Bullshit
Mikhail Bopposov hat in Sibirien eine 400 Kilo schwere Riesenkobra aus gefrorener Kuhscheiße gebastelt, damit die Kids was zum Spielen haben. Dit is’ doch mal was.
“I made it so the kids could play around and have some fun,” the native of the Siberian republic of Yakutia told RIA Novosti by phone Friday, speaking about his 400-kilogram creation. The snake – coiled, with head upright and hood widened – is on display in the village of Yolba, about 300 kilometers east of the republic’s capital, Yakutsk.
The installation was created to mark the coming of the Year of the Snake, which begins February 10 according to the Chinese calendar, Bopposov said.
Dung Cobra Sculpted in Russia’s Coldest Region (via Arbroath)
The Spiderworm is having me for dinner tonight
Youtube Direktworm, via Gawker
THE HORROR THE HORROR: „ok so i was just editing my latest montage and this huge spider came out, so i sprayed it and killed it, then this fricken alien worm came out of it!“
Tupac Memorial-Aligator guards 34 Pounds of Pot
Ein paar Polizisten haben bei einer Routinekontrolle 34 Pfund Gras gefunden. Und einen Aligator namens „Mr. Teeth“, der das Teil bewachte. Den Aligator hatte sein Besitzer im Gedenken an Tupac gekauft, weil’s geht.
While at a home on the 19000 block of Mount Jasper Drive, they found 34 pounds of processed dried marijuana and a live — but ill — 5-foot alligator in a Plexiglas tank in the bedroom. The reptile, named “Mr. Teeth,” acted as a deterrent against marijuana thieves, said sheriff’s Sgt. J.D. Nelson.
Mr. Teeth’s owner, Assif Mayr, 32, got the alligator in 1996 “to commemorate the death of rapper Tupac Shakur,” Nelson said.
Sick gator found guarding Castro Valley pot stash (via Gawker)
A Bazinga! Bee for Dr. Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper
Dr. Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper hat seine eigene Bienen-Spezies bekommen, die Bazinga!-Biene:
“Big Bang Theory” physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a buzzy new claim to fame. The geeky TV character, who counts Britain’s Stephen Hawking among his online friend, has had a species of bee named after his favorite catch phrase – Bazinga!
Lobster iPhone-Case
Ein Hummer-iPhone-Case basierend auf Salvador Dalis 1938er Lobster Telephone. Toll!
“I do not understand why, when I ask for a grilled lobster in a restaurant, I am never served a cooked telephone.” THE SECRET LIFE OF SALVADOR DALI (1942)The red ‘Lobster Mobile Telephone Case’ is a modern appropriation of Salvador Dali’s ‘Lobster Telephone’ (Aphrodisiac telephone), created in 1938.
Unlike the typical phone case, it doesn’t offer functionality of protection and style. Its features include; camera incapability, ergonomically awkward, too big for your pocket or handbag and most importantly, it’s ability to cause its users embarrassment.
