Natalie Luder verkauft auf ihrer Website Seidenschals mit Bacon-Print. Mmmmmm, Bacon! Und ‘ne schöne Geschichte mit wahnsinnigen Seidenraupen hat sie sich auch dazu ausgedacht:
About 1500 years ago a Chinese silkworm found his way to France to produce silk in Europe. In the country of the « bon vivants » it accidently landed in a butcher’s shop on top of a slice of bacon. Hmm, so soft and tasty, thought the vegetarien with surprise and with verve started to build a cocoon.
As the cocoon grew more and more the butcher’s wife, a sophisticated lady, catched an eye on it. Is this bacon going insane, she thought but shortly after she spotted the little worm who found itself in a new paradise. I will make the most beautiful scarf from your silk, she promised and kept feeding the silkworm with the best bits of bacon she could find. After three month she was wearing proudly the most shiny silk scarf that she would call with affection my „foulard“.
ZOMFG! 3D-gedruckter Endlos-Bacon als Moebius-Loop! Ich dachte ja eigentlich, das Supermario-Level als Moebius-Loop wäre unschlagbar, aber das hier ist nochmal eine Ecke unfassbarer, ich meine, jetzt mal ernsthaft: ZOMG! INFINITE MOEBIUS-BACON!1!ELF!! Das Internet wäre hiermit komplett, besser kann’s nicht werden.
Endless motherfucking bacon! 3D-printed, you can get your own print here. A full color, delicious strip of bacon, twisted around itself, having only one side. All the textures are raised and carved onto the surface, the colors are bright and clear, and the edges have a scrumptious wavy twist. The material is thin enough to be semi-translucent, and of undeniable baconness. — Kosher. Vegan friendly. –
Disclaimer for idiots: Don’t eat it.
Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet ham hock cow tri-tip bacon short loin meatloaf swine. Venison tri-tip pork drumstick bresaola, ground round ham hock shankle meatloaf ham beef strip steak rump pork belly pork chop. Bresaola chuck shankle short loin, pig meatloaf ribeye pork belly. Beef shank pancetta, pork loin fatback t-bone meatloaf shankle pork belly pastrami. Tail pork chop turkey meatball tri-tip. Ground round pork loin sirloin hamburger. Flank tenderloin ham hock ham, sirloin rump pork chop cow pancetta.
Von Wired: Bacon Fat Keyboard Lets Real Birds Tweet.
Birds on Twitter is the brainchild of Voldemars Dudum, a writer at Latvian weekly magazine Ir. He has set up a keyboard with pieces of unsalted bacon fat screwed onto each of the keys. The keyboard is placed in front of a webcam in the village of Sarnate on the west coast of Latvia, where temperatures can plummet to minus 4.
The birds are attracted to the bacon fat — which provides them with plenty of energy in the cold weather — and land on the keyboard to peck at the keys. The screws serve to add weight to each of the keys to ensure that the light birds can provide enough pressure to depress them.
Nein, das ist kein Aprilscherz. Ja, das Ding gibt’s wirklich, in Bacon Classic und Bacon Gold. Nein, es riecht nicht komplett nach Bacon, aber: „Our Classic formula is a sophisticated spicy maple fragrance with just a hint of bacon and the fun… is in finding it. This artisanal Classic formula is lovingly crafted with the pure essential oil blend of bergamot, orange, lime, grapefruit, black pepper, cedar wood, vetiver, guaiacwood and two pinches of Bacon salty goodness.“
The Revolution has begun…
The year was 1920 and quite by accident John Fargginay, a Parisian butcher discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customers’ mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of…bacon. As the story goes, film stars & heads of state would frequent his shop to procure the magical elixir. With a wink of the eye and the secret code, “fargginay,” customers would be slipped a discreet pouch containing the formula said to trigger pleasant memories. After a massive fire on July 4, 1924, the business was lost and so was the formula…Until now. Ladies & gentlemen, behold, bacōn fragrances, by fargginay. The time has come to uncover a new level of awesome.