Lebowski High School Yearbook
Grade schon (passenderweise) in meinem Facebook-Dingsbums verbraten, will ich aber auch hier haben: Das Jahrbuch der Lebowski High School von Dudeism. Von Links nach Rechts: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore, Sam Elliot, Tara Reid, Ben Gazzara, Philip Seymour Hoffman und Flea.
Doku: The Dude goes Lebowskifest
Schöne Minidoku von Jeff Feuerzeig über Jeffrey Dowd, das Vorbild für El Duderino aus „The Big Lebowski“: „This documentary short follows Jeff Dowd to a Lebowski Fest offering a glimpse into this fascinating subculture and colorful real-life character behind the iconic mythical Dude and the secret to how he always abides.“
HOW I MET THE DUDE by Jeff Feuerzeig
In 1986, twelve years before The Big Lebowski, first screenplay in hand, I flew from NY to LA, rented a car, and pulled up to The Dude’s dilapidated apartment/office on the “boardwalk” of Venice Beach for my very first Hollywood meeting. As if on cue, this Avery Schreiber-looking mop-topped behemoth clad in super-tight grape smuggling polyester shorts and a hideous floral Hawaiian shirt rolled up on roller blades and welcomed me to paradise. While I stood on his sagging balcony overlooking the Pacific Ocean watching all the blonde bikini-clad beach girls in leg warmers skate by, the Dude ransacked his living room, overturning stacks of unread scripts, looking for my screenplay, which I’m still not convinced he’d read. Finally locating it, he launched into an inspirational rant, this bear-like wild tangle of hair showering me with spittle as he gesticulated wildly, telling me with a straight face that I was “the next Cassavetes” and I was going to make films my own way.The Dude and I never did work together, but over the years we’d cross paths on the festival circuit, and it always warmed my heart that such a character, this true believer, was still carrying the torch for Independent film. When the Coen Brothers made The Big Lebowski in 1998, I sat in a darkened theater trying to reconcile the Dude I knew with the fictitious character Jeff Bridges was playing on screen — Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski — but I was not surprised in the least that the Coens found inspiration in the Dude. Jeff Dowd is a right of passage in the indie film world — baptism by the Dude — his spittle and good vibes setting you free to create a world of your own.
Lebowski Ipsum
Ein Big Lebowski-Lorem Ipsum-Generator: „Filler Text that ties the room together.“
One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser fella than m’self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you. That wasn’t her toe. Excuse me! Mark it zero. Next frame. Mind if I smoke a jay? Brandt can’t watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred. Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? Shomer shabbos.
Tomorrow vee come back und cut off your chonson. Walter, you can’t do that. These guys’re like me, they’re pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man. I’m not Mr. Lebowski; you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. I got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. Vee belief in nossing. Okay. Vee take ze money you haf on you und vee call it eefen.
The Knutsens. It’s a wandering daughter job. Bunny Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Knutsen. Her parents want her back. I hope you’re not avoiding this call because of the rug, which, I assure you, is not a problem. I know how he likes to present himself; Father’s weakness is vanity. Hence the slut. Ja, it seems you forgot our little deal, Lebowski. DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?
Lebowski Ipsum – Filler Text that ties the room together (via MeFi)
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Samuel L. Ipsum
Charlie Sheen Rant Lorem Ipsum-Generator
Living Lebowski, Dude
(Vimeo Direktduderiño, via Marco)
Sehr schönes Video von Mae Ryan über Lebowskifest, das 2002 in Kentucky gegründet wurde und seit dem jährlich in immer mehr Städten in den USA stattfindet.
Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself “The Dude.”
Founded in 2002 by two dudes in Kentucky, Lebowski Fest welcomes all Walters, Maudes, Dudes and a bounty of other characters to bowl, drink white russians and relax, man.
Reviewing the Big Lebowski Porn-Parody
Nachdem Splitsider die Porn-Parody der Simpsons rezensiert hat, widmen sie sich nun dem Duderiño des Dudes:
The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody’s title sequence is, as in the original, a slow-motion collection of people bowling, but instead of weird chubby dudes, it’s big-boobed topless women. I mean, nailing it, right out of the gate. The equally-as-rambling, Sam Elliott-style narration tells us that this is the story of The Dude, a man who had “an extremely large johnson.” This, of course, turns out in no way to influence or be important in the plot.
The real story begins at The Dude’s apartment, where The Dude is ambushed by Jackie Treehorn’s men (and woman, for the intents of the forthcoming scene). First of all, the set is incredible. It looks exactly like the original. Two thumbs up for the porn set designer, the most unsung of true American heroes.
The Dude (a good impression by Tom Byron) gets dunked in the toilet and yell-asked the requisite “Where’s the money, Lebowski?” When he can’t deliver the cash, the goon in the living room whips out his penis, but instead of peeing on The Dude’s rug, he proceeds to have sex with the aforementioned female goon (played by one of my favorites from the Curb porn, Bobbi Starr).
Now. You THINK you see where this is going, but you don’t, because he doesn’t cum on the rug. Instead, he cums on a pile of porn tapes (coincidentally all New Sensations titles), causing The Dude to shout “Not on the adult cinema, man. Couldn’t you just cum on the rug instead?”
The Dude needs a bigger Boat
Schönes neues Artwork von Dave MacDowell für seine kommende Ausstellung, hier sein Flickr-Stream. (via Laughing Squid)
The Tron Lebowski
(Collegehumor Direktdude, via Gizmo)
The is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a program in the ass!
El Duderiños lazy Sunday
„I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.“ Vom besten aller GIF-Tumblrs: If we don’t, remember me. Auch sehr super: Jules Whinfield beim Burgerrunterspülen und David Sumner vs Rednecks.
The Dude illustrated with Big Lebowski-VHS-Tape
He hates the fucking Eagles, Man! Über Iris Simmons Tape-Kunst habe ich schon öfter gebloggt, seit dem hat sie aber ein paar weitere Arbeiten aus Bändern produziert. Und dieser Dude aus einem Big Lebowski-VHS-Tape ist der absolute Abschuss!
Ghost in the Machine (via KFMW)
What if… William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski? Und Pulp Fiction?
Adam Bertocci ist Drehbuchautor, hat in „Star Wars: Revelations“ mitgespielt und tatsächlich einen Shakespear-Remix von „The Big Lebowski“ geschrieben, und zwar vom kompletten Film, soweit ich gesehen habe: Two Gentlemen of Lebowski (via Buzzfeed). I am not Master Lebowski; thou art Master Lebowski.
THE KNAVE
Let me not to the marriage of false impressions deny impediments. I am not Master Lebowski; thou art Master Lebowski. I am the Knave, called the Knave. Or His Knaveness, or mayhap Knaver, or mayhap El Knaverino, in the manner of the Spaniard, if brevity be not in thy soul nor wit. A Knave by any other name would abide just as well.LEBOWSKI
Have you employment, sir? Surely you hope not to pledge fealty nor till the earth in such roughly fashioned armour, invested in thy motley, clad as a jack-a-dandy on a Sunday?THE KNAVE
I know not; what week-day, friends, is this?
Dagegen höchstens ganz nett und auch schon älter, hatte ich damals in den Links: Zwei Szenen aus Pulp Fiction, als ob sie von Shakespear kämen:
J: Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far,
And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT’s throat
J: Speak ‘What’ again! Thou cur, cry ‘What’ again!
I dare thee utter ‘What’ again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but ‘What’,
Of Marsellus Wallace!
Girls in Bikinis reading Star Wars, Pulp Fiction und Big Lebowski
(Youtube Direktsexy, via Star Wars Blog)
Hier ein paar sexy Mädchen in Bikinis, die Dialoge aus dem Star Wars-Script lesen. Ist natürlich ein Viral für einen Bademodenhersteller, aber nochmal: Sexy Mädchen in Bikinis, die Dialoge aus dem Star Wars-Script lesen. Was für ein Start in den Tag.
Und für alle, die nicht into Star Wars sind und aus mir unbegreiflichen Gründen dennoch dieses Blog lesen, hier lesen sie Pulp Fiction und hier lesen sie Big Lebowski.
Big Lebowski Tron
Jeff Bridges dreht derzeit den zweiten Teil von Tron und konnte deshalb nicht auf das jährlich stattfindende Lebowski Fest in Seattle kommen. Deshalb hat er sich sein Big Lebowski-Outfit angezogen, sich per Satellit zuschalten lassen, und einen Tron-Helm aufgesetzt!
Und jetzt stelle ich mir natürlich El Duderino in Tron vor. „Ey Mann, die haben auf mein Elektronen-Bike gepisst!“ Oder: „Er ist nur ein Dude, eliminiere ihn einfach.“ Oder: „Ich bin nicht Mr. Lebowski, Sie sind Mr. Lebowski. Ich bin Tron. Und so sollten Sie mich auch nennen, ist das klar? Entweder so oder Seine Tronheit oder Troner oder auch El Tronerino, falls Ihnen das mit den Kurznamen nicht so liegt.“
Das Programm hat das Zimmer erst richtig gemütlich gemacht, hab ich recht?
Dude!
Ich bin die ganzen Obey Giant-Remixe etwas leid (weil die im Gegensatz zum Original eher nix können), muss hier aber sagen: Ben Swift hat hiermit den ultimativen Remix geschaffen. El Duderino!
