To-Do-Cat:
„TodoCat is a Sophisticated Cat meme todo list. Relentless organization is the first step to feline elegance and/or maritime freedom. Your list is saved in your browser, but if you’re really into it you can make an account and save it across computers.“
Prince the Sloth ♥ Daisy the Cat
Youtube Direktslothlove, via ZeFrank
Good old interspecies Sloth-Love.
Cat creates Soundtrack for Soap-Opera
Katzenmusik für Soaps, und zwar wörtlich. Von Reddit: „A girl I like said the music in her favorite soap opera is so bad, that her cat could have written it. I decided to test this theory, with great success.“
Tell Your Cat You’re Pregnant and other Playlists
Rdio ist ein Streamingdienst und die haben sich ein Tumblelog gegönnt, auf dem sie die absurdesten Playlists und die tollsten Cover-Artworks ihrer User herzeigen. Und ja: Tell Your Cat You’re Pregnant: Baby and Toy Sounds for Preparing Your Cat for a Baby von Dr. Lewis Kirkham actually exists. Auch super: Pop You in the Pooper und Natural Audio Sounds To Prevent Hair Loss. (via Animal NY)
Grumpy Cat Nipple Tassel
Grumpy Cat für Nippel und für einen guten Zweck: 50% der Einnahmen gehen an eine Tierschutzbude: Burlesque Pasties Nipple Tassel GRUMPY CAT Tard Tarder Sauce (via 3Pew)
Craig Fergusons Kitty Cannon illustrated
Catgun von jemandem namens Glooh, aber eigentlich heisst das Teil „Kittycannon“ und erfunden hat sie vor einem Jahr Craig Ferguson, in diesem Clip ab Minute 3:35: „Now this is a true Story: Mitt Romney once saved Money on a Family Vacation by strapping the Family Dog in a Carrier to the Roof of a Car for 600 Miles. That is unbelieble, that is no way to treat a Dog. That’s for Cats. […] I’m kidding, I would never strap a Cat to the roof of a car, not after spending 50k on my Kitty Cannon and Poweeeeeeh…“
Jailbreak Cat
In Brasilien haben Häftlinge im Knast eine Katze aufgezogen und wollten mit ihr Ausbruchs-Utensilien ins Gefängnis schmuggeln.
Correctional officers in northeastern Brazil captured a cat carrying contraband items into a prison last Sunday. Officials at the facility in Alagoas state said the cat carried hacksaw blades, drill bits, a cellphone and various accessories. According to the prison warden, Anderson Soares, tape secured all the items to the animal. Guards captured the feline smuggler late on Sunday night and carefully removed the items from the animal’s body.
One of the correctional officers who participated in capturing the cat said that inmates raised it in secret, and then sent it home with a family member on visiting day. “We were surprised with the detainee’s new tactic,” he said.
Obey Colonel Meow in the City, Minions!
Ihr habt meinzwegen Grumpy Cat, ich hab Colonel Meow in the City. Und wer wissen will, warum der Colonel hundertmal mehr rockt, als alle Lolcats zusammen, dem sag ich nur: Fizzgig. Und Gmork. Und American Werewolf.
So ungefähr:
Unbedingt die Fotos auf Facebook ansehen, ganz fantastisches Tier, fantastische No-Cat, coolste Katze since forever, no contest!
The Cats of Cairo
HOLIDAY IN CAIRO: EGYPT’S GANGSTA KITTENS: „They roam the toughest streets of Cairo without fear, beg for food, get into fights, run from tear gas shells, and if you stare at them, they stare right back.“
R.I.P. Marty, the original Nyan Cat:
Marty, das Vorbild für Chris Torres’ Nyan Cat, ist am Donnerstag leider verstorben. Von Mashable: „Marty, the cat which inspired the 8-bit rainbow meme Nyan Cat, passed away Thursday, leaving many heavy hearts in the Internet world.“
Cops crash Cat House Party:
Police Break Up Cat Party: „Police in Suðurnes were, for possibly the first time in the history of the region, called out to break up a party being held by cats.“
How To make a Zombie-Cat Mask
Tolle Zombiekatzenmaske von Ian Langhor, mehr Bilder von dem Teil gibt’s hier und hier noch ein schickes Timelapse-Video:
