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Ramen Chocolate

Schokolade mit Nudeln? Klar, her damit. Gibt’s mit Zwiebeln, Knobi und Soja-Soßengeschmack und pur, die Schoki-Produzenten haben auch noch Schokolade mit Popcorn, Tortilla und Apfelkuchen. Jetzt hab ich Hunger.

You’ve enjoyed every flavor of your favorite cheap meal from lime shrimp to chicken, now it’s time to step up your game and try a new style of noodle soup… our Savory Ramen Bar! It will remind you of the only dinner that you could afford in college but now it’s mixed into premium 63% dark chocolate so it’s super classy and gourmet and you won’t have to wait for water to boil!

You’ll be comforted by the nostalgic crunchy ramen noodles, onion, garlic and soy sauce flavors as you eat this delicious chocolate bar!

SAVORY RAMEN CHOCOLATE BAR (via Nerdalicious)

Nutellapriesterin und 5 Tonnen Schokocreme

 Youtube Direktnutella

In Bad Hersfeld haben sie 5 Tonnen Nutella von einem Lastwagen geklaut, die Polizei hat noch keine Spur, ich hab’ da allerdings eine Theorie – siehe Video oben.

Thieves in Germany have made off with a truckload of Nutella, stealing five tonnes of the hazelnut chocolate spread from a parked semi-trailer, police said on Monday. The theft of seven palettes of Nutella jars, worth a total of about 16,000 euros ($20,800), took place at the weekend in the city of Niederaula in the central state of Hessen, said police.

Truckload of Nutella stolen in Germany

[update] The Atlantic: Is There a Secret Nutella Black Market?

My Chocolate-Eel is full of Awesome!

Neulich hatte ich schon die Anatomische Venus aus weißer Schoki von Cakes For Breakfast, jetzt posten sie grade ‘ne Schokoladen-Serie namens „Pond Life – British Icons“ auf Facebook, bislang gibt’s einen Aal, ‘nen Molch und eine Nacktschnecke. Blutegel, Regenwurm und Frosch kommen noch und werde ich hier selbstredend nachreichen. Awesome! (via Miss Cakehead)

Realistic Baby-Heads made from Chocolate

Miss Cakehead schickt mir diese Babyköpfe aus Schoki von Annabel de Vetten. Wenn ich demnächst mal wieder kleine Kinder verspeise – tastes like Chicken! –, dann nehm ich die hier als Nachspeise. Yummy!

Anatomical Venus made from White Chocolate

Eine Anatomische Venus aus 750gr weißer Schokolade, yummy! Gibt’s auf Miss Cakeheads Eat Your Heart Out-Sause im Pathologie Museum in London: „Based on various real Anatomical Veni and the final addition to the Chocolate Victorian Pharmacy. Approx. 750g of white high quality chocolate; for sale as a set in a limited edition at Eat Your Heart Out 2012.“

Breakbots Chocolate Vinyl

 Youtube Direktchoc, via Testspiel

Nette Promo für das heute erscheinende Breakbot-Album „By Your Side“, das aktuelle Breakbot-Video hatte ich hier gepostet. Und das Original bleibt natürlich immer noch das Schoko-Vinyl aus Berlin.

Chocolate Skulls with Walnut-Brains

Moorpheus meint: „Müsste genau dein Ding sein, Schokoladen-Schädel mit Walnussgehirn.“ Und er hat 100% Recht damit.

Vorher auf Nerdcore:
Chocolate Skulls
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Chocolate Army

Der chinesische Künstler Tu Wei-Cheng hat zum Valentinstag 2011 eine ganze Chocolaterie mit einer Schoko-Miniatur-Armee aufgebaut. Laut der erbärmlichen Google-Übersetzung geht’s bei der Arbeit um die Dualität von Selbstaufgabe und Egoismus in Beziehungen und die „zerstörerische Kraft der Liebe“ und so’n Kram. Ich behaupte, es geht vor allem um Knarren aus Süßkram.

情人節快樂 2011 (via AnimalNY)

How To make Chocolate Bowls

Schokoschüsseln zum Aufessen! Wird definitiv demnächst ausprobiert. (via Make, Ronny)

Nutella Lady

 Youtube Direktnutella, via Nerdalicious

Vor zwei Jahren hatte ich meinen Spaß mit Peanutbutter Man, heute macht Nutella Lady komische Sachen. She really enjoys her Chocolate-Thing going on there.

Chocolate Brains from 3D-printed MRI-Data

Andy Millns hat aus den Daten eines MRI-Scans seines Brains eine Gussform für Schoki drucken lassen und sein eigenes Gehirn gegessen. Das Hirn hätten sie zwar auch direkt mit Schokolade drucken können (gibt’s, hatte ich hier schonmal vor einer Weile), aber wer will bei ‘nem Schoki-Brain aus MRI-Daten schon rummeckern!

Vimeo Direktbrain

Andy Millns had his brain MRI scanned as part of a research project and we managed to sneak a copy.

The main steps involved are:
- Converting sliced DICOM data into the STL file format (a 3D geometry format widely used for 3D printing)
- Editing that model to clean up
- 3D printing a solid model
- Producing a latex mould
- Finally casting the chocolate and eating

Edible Chocolate Brain from MRI Scan

D&D-Dice Chocolate

Offbeat Bride erklärt in einem langen und komplizierten Tutorial, wie man Gussformen für selbstgemachte Dungeons & Dragons-Würfelschokolade macht:

This is about as complicated and expensive (net cost: $100 + shipping) a mold as you’re likely to get, for anything reasonably sized. (Well, unless you want molded daleks complete with little plunger-arms or something else that is fundamentally not a convex shape.) That’s because it has a lot of little, tiny, fiddly pieces, and it’s a two-piece mold meant to create solid 3D shapes with no flat back. And the little fiddly pieces are of variable depth so you need way more silicone than you would if, say, you were just molding your favorite buttons. Chances are, your mold doesn’t need to be this insane. But that’s fine! You can still use this tutorial, just skip the pieces that are clearly irrelevant.

How to make your own Dungeons & Dragons chocolate dice mold (via MeFi)

Chocolate Gollum

Håkan Mårtensson hat einen Gollum aus Schokolade gedingst. Wer braucht da noch Weihnachtsmänner oder Osterhasen, wenn man auch so ‘nen Sméagol aufessen kann. (via Nerdalicious)

Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons with Cherry Brains

Think Geek verkauft Schokozombieköpfe mit Kirschbrains. Yummy!

It’s simply ghastly, you know, our town being overrun by these walking dead. But it was quite fortunate to find such suitable refuge in this confectionery shop. While young Timothy stands vigil in the upper window, you and I may eat our most ironic and delicious creations. Braaaiiiins, indeed! Quite good, I say. Quite good.

Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons arrive in a stylish candy box, suitable for gifting to your favorite guy or ghoul.Each box contains six bon bons in rich dark chocolate. Bite into one and taste the sweet cherry cordial-style brains, but be careful! Eating brains is addicting and you may find yourself at the business end of a shotgun. Munch responsibly.

Chocolate Zombie Head Bon Bons with Cherry Brains (via Who killed Bambi)

Bookmarks for 30th June: Plot Device, Rubiks Cube Mathematics, Sea Monkeys

Plot Device on Vimeo: A young filmmaker obtains a mysterious device that unleashes the full force of cinema on his front lawn.

Vinyl Has Become Too Mainstream So Hipsters Now Making Records On Chocolate | Badass Digest

The math of the Rubik’s cube – MIT News Office: New research establishes the relationship between the number of squares in a Rubik’s-cube-type puzzle and the maximum number of moves required to solve it.

Shaun Of The Dead In 60 Seconds with Clay

nathaniel mellors at venice art biennale 2011: british-born, amsterdam-based artist nathaniel mellors displays 'hippy dialectics (ourhouse)' in 'illuminations,' the international exhibition curated by bice curiger at the venice art biennale 2011. a double-headed animatronic sculpture,  the work delivers a short schizophrenic dialogue which is both humorous and disturbing. the parenthetical 'ourhouse' in the title refers to a video work by mellors, a surrealist sitcom about an eccentric family featuring two central figures, ‘daddy’ and ‘the object.’ 'hippy dialectics' features two versions of the 'daddy' character – one blue, one yellow – connected by a ribbon of hair. cast from the face of the actor in the film, the latex heads are brought to life by means of electronics and software. they deliver a looped kind of pep talk, including a range of compliments ('god, you're looking buff. no seriously, you look great!' and 'cool, you are cool!') before reaching an absurdist conclusion of rebutting 'yes' with 'no'. 

555 Chip Footstool

The Shocking True Tale Of The Mad Genius Who Invented Sea-Monkeys | The Awl: As anyone sold by the Sea-Monkey ads could tell you, it was hard to say exactly where von Braunhut was walking on the terrain between truth, embellishment and con. That was his gift. He convinced us to look at the jazz hands and lose sight of the footwork. Von Braunhut’s inventions were not quite what they seemed to be. Neither was he.