Crossdresser from above throws Dildos

Then this happened: „[A] 34-year-old man forced his way through the ceiling of [a sex] store in the northern suburb of Aspley in the early hours of Saturday morning. […] When the owner confronted the man, who was wearing a…

Dude gets Penis Enlargement, complains.

„When he received the package, he was shocked to find a magnifying glass inside. The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight‘, he said.“

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Street View Axe Murder solved

Then this happened: A garage owner has apologised for staging a scene that looked like a murder in an Edinburgh street, which was caught on Google Street View. Dan Thompson, 56, who owns Tomson Motor in Giles Street, had to…

Silk Road as violence-reducing Crime-Innovator

„Aldridge and Decary-Hetu say their data shows a vast portion of the Silk Road’s sales were ‘business-to-business’. That finding moves the market’s role farther up the drug market supply chain than was previously thought, they argue, placing it closer to…

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Peter Sunde, Co-Founder of The Pirate Bay, arrested for Filesharing

Die schwedische und die polnische Polizei hat heute Peter Sunde festgenommen, Gründer und Pressesprecher von The Pirate Bay. Die schwedische Polizei hat bestätigt, dass er seine Haftstrafe aus dem Pirate Bay-Urteil antreten soll. Vor ein paar Tagen wurde sein Antrag…

2 Year long Heist for Human Skin

„Gary Dudek, 54 of Wallingford, Delaware County, allegedly stole $357,000 worth of human skin from Mercy Philadelphia Hospital from November 2011 to July of last year.“

High Elf on Acid attacks Car with a Sword

„A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car. […] Bass told officers that he was […] a ‘high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.’…

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St. Quentin Newspaper

Superinteressanter Artikel in der NYTimes über die Gefängnis-Zeitung von St. Quentin inklusive hübscher Bilderstrecke der Knasti-Journalisten, die dort ohne Netz und ohne Handy ihre Monatszeitung zusammenhacken. The San Quentin News — which was recently honored by a chapter of the…

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Cat snatches Bag of Cannabis

‘Ne Katze in Neu Seeland hat ihrer Besitzerin einen Beutel Gras nach Hause gebracht. Ich halte Katzen ja für überbewertet und bin generell eher der Hunde-Typ, aber das hier ist nunmal wirklich ein Argument. Wobei, nur’n Fuffi. Pff… Sergeant Reece…

Prisons show pirated Movies to jailed Movie-Pirates

„The former operator of USAWarez.com and USATorrents.com, who has served more than two years in prison for copyright infringement, has outed several prisons for showing pirated movies to their inmates.“

Minidoc: The Courtroom Sketch Artist

Minidoc: The Courtroom Sketch Artist

Schön-melancholische Minidoku der NYTimes über den aussterbenden Beruf des Gerichtszeichners. Gary Myrick, der im Video oben seine Geschichte erzählt, zählte zu den bekanntesten und erfolgreichsten seines Jobs. Heute arbeitet er als Wachmann. Vimeo: Courtroom Sketch Artist

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Schwarzfahrer-Versicherung in Stockholm

Die New York Times über einen Club der Schwarzfahrer namens „Planka.nu (rough translation: ‘free-ride.now’)“, eine Versicherung gegen „erhöhtes Beförderungsentgelt“ sozusagen. Kannte ich noch nicht, finde ich aber sehr sympatisch und super. Fällt das schon unter Organized Crime? Oder eher Hacken…

I don’t wanna be buried, in a Bomb Cemetery

Then this happened: Locals are […] fearful [that Glenn] Sanders may have planted explosives in and around his wife’s grave at the nearby cemetery, the Herald Sun reported. […] Sanders was reportedly highly distressed by the loss of his wife,…

Cannibal Cop makes Pizza in Jail

„For 44 cents an hour, Valle whips up breakfast and lunch for his fellow inmates, and it’s so good, even the guards want to eat it […]. ‘He has mastered making pizza,’ she says, reminding her son, ‘Don’t stand too…

Dude banned from blasting Celine Dion

„A man has had thousands of pounds worth of music equipment seized after continuously blasting out Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On. […] ‘People have the right to lead a peaceful existence without it being ruined by loud music.’“