Tricking E-Mail-Scammers to do Monty Pythons Dead Parrot-Sketch
(Youtube Direktpython, via Reddit)
Die Leute hinter der Website 419Eater legen Spammer rein, mailen mit ihnen hin und her und bringen sie dazu, irre Sachen zu machen. Im Video oben spielen zwei Spammer aus Nigeria Monty Pythons Dead Parrot-Sketch und hier haben sie einen tatsächlich dazu überredet, das komplette Buch „Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets“ mit der Hand abzuschreiben. Hilarous!

From: Arthur Dent
To: Mrs. Joyce Ozioma
Date: January 26, 2006Dear Mrs. Ozioma,
Thank you for your reply and your interest in my company’s project.
Basically we are after as many samples as possible of your handwriting. As outlined in my previous email, the MINIMUM number of pages we can accept is 100 however we would be most delighted to receive as many as you and your colleagues are able to supply. I have supplied some sample text to this email in the form of a book in PDF format, which is the most common format for presenting text. If you have any problem reading the fie then please get back to me for more information.
If you decide to duplicate the WHOLE book in your handwriting then we pay an additional bonus payment of $4,000 as well as the standard $100 per page.
Harry Potter & The Well of Scammers, hier haufenweise mehr von dem Kram.
The Wizard-Worlds struggle in the Post-War-World of Harry Potter
Grandioser Artikel auf Foreign Policy über die Welt Harry Potters, nun, nachdem der Kampf mit den Todessern und Voldemort vorbei ist: Die Post-Conflict-Welt von Harry Potter. Fantastisch, what a Read!
Members of Voldemort’s inner circle and others guilty of the worst crimes — the unforgivable curses of killing (“Avada Kedavra”), torture (“Crucio”), and mind control (“Imperio”) — should be prosecuted before a court of law. We should reject calls by Order of the Phoenix hard-liners like Joe Lieberbottom, John “Mad Eye” McCain, and Lindsey Gramger to instead detain them without charge as “unlawful enemy spell-casters” for as long as the “war” against dark magic continues (though all three men deserve our thanks for their early warnings about the Dark Lord’s return).
A more difficult dilemma arises with respect to the thousands of other wizards and witches who aided the Dark Lord’s cause in less obvious ways. We cannot sweep their complicity under an invisibility cloak. At the same time, it would be impractical and unwise to prosecute all of them. For every wizard who willingly committed crimes for the Death Eaters, another was blackmailed, threatened, or coerced while under the Imperius Curse. Some actively participated in hostilities against other wizards and Muggles; others merely provided financing or shelter. A campaign to punish everyone would get out of hand, creating a climate of suspicion and score-settling in which innocents are snared. The last thing the wizarding world needs is a witch hunt.
A legitimate process must hold the victors to account as well. Remember, under the ruthless Barty Crouch, the Ministry of Magic’s Department of Magical Law Enforcement was itself formally authorized to use unforgivable curses, including torture, against suspected Death Eaters, and innocent suspects were imprisoned after what were essentially show trials. When the ministry came under Voldemort’s sway, how many of its employees went along with the abuses it committed? What about the controversial decisions made by those who are widely seen as heroes, like Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore — for, say, his use of child soldiers? What of Harry Potter himself, who once used the torture curse?
Post-Conflict Potter – Voldemort’s dead, but the struggle’s not over. How Harry Potter and the magical world of J.K. Rowling might begin the long process of reconciliation and reform. (via MeFi)
Realistic Harry Potter Baby-Dolls

Jemand verkauft realistische Baby-Puppen aus dem Potter-Universum auf Ebay für nur £129. (via Reddit)
Complete Harry Potter condensed into illustrated Poster-Series

Lucy Knisley hat alle Harry Potter-Teile in einer illustrierten Posterserie zusammengefasst (wobei sie sich an den Film orientiert hat, denn der letzte Teil wird ebenfalls auf zwei Postern erzählt). Druckfähige HighRes-Downloads alles Poster gibt’s hier (grob DinA3 bei 300dpi, für Digitaldruck kann man die aber locker auf A2 hochskalieren).
Pottermore – Interactive Onlinebookgame or… something
Joanne K. Rowling hat grade das Geheimnis um die Website Pottermore.com gelüftet. Das ganze wird ein interaktives Online-Ebook… oder sowas. Die Seite lädt im Moment bei mir nicht, mehr Infos, wenn sie da sind.
Pottermore is a free website that builds an exciting online experience around the reading of the Harry Potter books.
[update] Es geht vor allem um das exklusive Angebot der Potter-Bücher als eBooks. Von Reuters: Harry Potter novels to become ebooks, but no sequel
The ebooks will be exclusively available on the Pottermore site from October in several languages. They will be available on all major electronic reading devices.
“It is my view you can’t hold back progress,” Rowling said of the electronic launch.
“Ebooks are here and here to stay. Later than a lot of people, I for the first time downloaded ebooks and it’s miraculous for travel and for children in particular. I feel great about taking Harry into this new medium.”
Hello Kitty! Sorry Miss Granger…

Ich wollte schon „The Internet is coming, Part 2“ drüberschreiben, das war mir dann aber doch zu plump. (via Ronny)
Literally Unbelievable: Blogs about People believing Shit from The Onion

Mein neues Lieblingsblog für die nächsten fünf Minuten: Literally Unbelievable – Stories from The Onion as interpreted by Facebook. Das Video zum Bild oben hatte ich neulich bei den Filmfreunden gebloggt, hier nochmal:
(Onion Direktpotter, via Jason Kottke)
The Onion mit einem Insiderbericht, laut dem Warner die letzten Minuten aus dem zweiten Teil des siebten Teils der Potter-Saga in einem eigenständigen siebenteiligen Franchise verfilmen will: „Warner Bros. will recut the last four minutes of “The Deathly Hollows: Part 2″ and stretch it into seven films so fans can enjoy the Harry Potter franchise for another decade.“
The Harry Potter-Bin Laden-Connection
Internationaler Qualitätsjournalismus FTW: Reuters hat eine haarstreubende Meldung vom Hollywood Reporter aufgegriffen, die man sich auf gar keinen Fall entgehen lassen darf. Wahrscheinlich der größte Bullshit, den ich im Zusammenhang mit bin Laden seit Obamas Bekanntmachung gelesen habe.
While the first volume in J.K. Rowling’s seven-book series was originally published in England in 1997, the first movie, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, was released in November 2001, just months after 9/11.
It set up the ongoing conflict between Harry, the young, orphaned wizard, who gradually discovers his powers, and the malignant force of evil, Lord Voldemort, who is bent on destroying him. First referred to only as “He Who Must Not Be Named,” Voldemort is introduced as something of a formless boogie-man — not unlike the mysterious Osama
Eerie Links Between ‘Harry Potter,’ Osama bin Laden; Why Movie May Benefit, Link zur gleichen Story auf Reuters (via BoingBoing)
Related:
Teacher who vowed not to shave until bin Laden was caught or killed finally shaves
Worlds biggest Harry Potter-Fanatic
(Youtube Direktpotter, via GreatWhiteSnark)
Dieser junge Potter-Nerd hat einen mir äußerst sympatischen und ziemlich kompletten Dachschaden. Für den größten aller Potter-Fans kann man hier abstimmen.
Harry Potter, Leader of the Satanic Church of Hogwarts
(Youtube Direktpotter, via Dangerous Minds, EIT)
Dass religiöse Spinner der Harry Potter-Reihe vorwerfen, sie würde Kinder zu Okkultismus verführen, ist bekannt. Dass das ganze als Video aber so witzig ist, wusste ich nicht.
The Teaching of human Sacrifize, Pagan Religion, Celtic Religion, the Sucking of Blood from dead Animals, Witchcraft, Posession by spirit Beings, Satanism, Blood Sacrifizes.
Hell yeah, this is how I like my Harry: Bloody Cannibalistic Witchcraft-Potter FTW!
Strange Fangirl interviewt Harry Potter
(Youtube Direktpotter, via Japanprobe)
Japanisches Mädchen gewinnt Interviews mit Harry Potter und Ron Weasley, an dessen Augenlidern sie rumfummelt und sich an seinem wunderbaren Duft erfreut. For the Lulz. Daniel Radcliffe fasst sie nur ins Gesicht.
Harry Potter Mystery Box

Bruce Wright hat diese superdetailierte Harry Potter Mystery Box seiner Frau zu Weihnachten geschenkt. Inspirieren lies er sich durch die Caroline-Boxen, die an Weblogs in Amerika verschickt werden, um den neuen Film von „Nightmare before Christmas“-Regisseur Henry Selick zu promoten.
The parcel arrived on our doorstep around eleven pm on the Twenty-fourth. It was addressed to Harry Potter, 12 Grimauld Place, London. It was wrapped in brown paper, and two envelopes from the Department of Mysteries were attached with string.
The letters expressed that this box had been in the custody of the Ministry of Magic’s Department of Mysteries in the intervening years since the passing of Albus Dumbledore, and he had indicated that the items were intended for Harry. Now the Department was insisting that Harry come ‘round to collect it or it would be sent by Owl or disposed of. Also no-one at the Ministry could manage to open the box, or knew what it contained.
The Box was wooden, clad with iron bracing, and sealed with wax and cord. A silver crest bearing the Fleur de Lis was affixed to the front.
The box contained a message from Albus Dumbledore to Harry, as well as the collected effects and writings of Nicolas Flamel, the alchemist who discovered the Philosopher’s Stone.
It also contained the Stone itself, which Harry had believed had been destroyed almost seventeen years ago.
This truly was a mystery box….
Pixelated Everyone
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Leung Chu Hang aus Hong Kong macht Mini-Pixel-Artworks von Ikonen der Popkultur. Von Harry Potter über Tranformers bis Star Wars ist alles dabei.
Palpatine for President the Galactic Empire!

Im Weißen Haus, irgendwann 1990. George Bush Senior zu George Bush Junior: Ich bin Dein Vater, Luke George!
Bush Junior so: Ich weiß George, danke George, was macht eigentlich Voldemort?
Bush Senior so: Der checkt uns grade im Irak ein paar Ölfelder ab.
Bush Junior so: Cool. Mach ich später auch mal.



