The Antichrist-Numerology of Gangnam Style
Youtube Direktsatan, via Daniel
William „There is a Penis at the Denver Airport“ Tapley erklärt, warum Gangnam Style die Apokalypse einläutet. Angeblich meint der Mann das tatsächlich alles ernst. Aaah, the lunatics!
Satanist Lulz from Hell
Das Bild rechts hatte ich vor ein paar Wochen bereits bei Daniel gesehen, die satanistische Sammlungen auf Reddit mit Lulz from Hell habe ich allerdings verpasst.
YOLO – Youth Obeying Lucifer’s Orders
SWAG – Satan’s Wishes Are Granted
ROFL – Rise, Our Father Lucifer
EPIC – Evil People In Church
LMAO – Lucifer massacres all oppressors
BRB – Beelzebub Rules Below.
WTF – Worship the fallen
TIL – Turn Into Lucifer
NSFW – Now Satan Fulfills Wishes
TL;DR – Trust Lucifer; Die Rich
ASL – All Supreme Lucifer
TROLL – The Righteous Omniscient Lord Lucifer
NSFW – Nailing Satan’s Funky Wormhole
LMFAO – Lucifer Must Fulfill All Omens
LMFAO – Lucifer Might Fuck A Orangutan
STD – Satan Transmitted Disease
The Possessed Satanic Toaster from Hell
Youtube Direktsatanictoaster, via Arbroath
Das hier ist ein ernst gemeintes Segment aus der Today-Show aus dem Jahr 1984. Es handelt von einem besessenen, höllenfeuer spuckenden Toaster, der Toastbrote mit Satans Namen taggt. Ich wiederhole: Das hier ist ein ernst gemeintes Segment aus der Today-Show aus dem Jahr 1984. Es handelt von einem besessenen, höllenfeuer spuckenden Toaster, der Toastbrote mit Satans Namen taggt. Das Ende des Videos ist das beste Ende aller Videos auf der Welt, forever, und das ist zwar jetzt ein riesiger Spoiler, aber ich muss mir den Satz hier reinkleben, weil er das Video so dermaßen perfekt abrundet, dass dit schon fast wehtut: „Well, Richard, you know, when all is said and done – it makes good toast“.
Originally run on the “Today” show, in May, 1984, this is my favorite thing ever shown on television. Enjoy. I send a shout-out to Richard Dominick, the interviewer (and producer from Jerry Springer) who made this astounding moment in TV history possible.
$666 Douche Burger from Heavy Metal-themed 666 Burger-Truck
Als Antwort auf den Le Burger Extravagant aus dem Serendipity 3 Restaurant in New York verkauft dort jetzt der 666 Burger-Truck den Douche Burger für sechshundertsechsundsechzig Dollar. Ein Kaviar-Hummer-Trüffelburger, eingewickelt in drei Hundertdollarnoten mit einer BBQ-Sauce aus Kopi Lowak, dem Katzenkaffee aus Indonesien. Gefilterte Katzenscheiße. Oder wie der Truck auf Facebook sagt: “Fuck You and your shitty $295 burger for poor people, Serendipity. $666. That’s a number the 1% can get behind.”
the Douche Burger, a $666 edible fiscal disaster that piles caviar, lobster & truffles on top of a foie-stuffed, gold-leaf-wrapped Kobe patty, smothers it with Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, and finishes it off with BBQ sauce made using Kopi Luwak coffee that’s passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet, explaining why it “may not taste good, but will make you feel rich as f*ck”.
The $666 Douche Burger from Food Truck 666 Burger (via Laughing Squid)
John Cleese is the Devil and seeks Funding for Hell
John Cleese als Teufel, der Finanzierung für die Hölle sucht. Von Open Culture:
John Cleese plays a cash-strapped Prince of Darkness in this classic sketch from The Frost Report, the show that launched Cleese as a television star in Britain. He was 26 years old at the time. The program was hosted by David Frost, who is perhaps best known for his 1977 interviews of Richard Nixon. There were four other future Monty Python comedians on the writing staff of The Frost Report–Graham Chapman, Terry Jones, Michael Palin and Eric Idle–but only Cleese was a cast member. The show was broadcast in 1966 and 1967, with each weekly episode centered around a particular theme, like love, leisure, class and authority. The “Souls in Torment Appeal” is from a March 24, 1966 program about sin.
John Cleese Plays the Devil, Makes a Special Appeal for Hell, 1966
Belphegors Palindromic Prime-Number
1000000000000066600000000000001 ist eine palindromische Primzahl, man kann sie vorwärts und rückwärts lesen. Ihr Symbol erinnert an ein umgedrehtes Pi und taucht zum ersten mal im Voynich Manuskript aus dem 15. Jahrhundert auf. Sie ist eine 666 umgeben von 13 Nullen an jeder Seite und zwei Einsen. Außerdem ist sie die Zahl Belphegors, dem siebten Prinzen der Hölle, dem Dämon der Entdeckungen und genialer Erfindungen, der auf einer Toilette angebetet wird und dem man Scheiße opfert, deshalb gilt er auch als Furzgott. Kein Scherz.
Zur Zahl von Dr. Cliff Pickover (via Neatorama):
The symbol of Belphegor’s Prime resembles Pi, only upside down. It is derived from a bird glyph first seen embedded in the Voynich Manuscript.
In demonology, Belphegor (or Beelphegor) is a demon. The creature is one of the seven princes of Hell and helps people make discoveries. In John Milton’s Paradise Lost, Belphegor is one of the “Principalities of the Prime.” In hell, Belphegor is the demon of inventiveness.
Über Belphégor in der Demonicpedia:
Known as the demon of discoveries and of ingenious inventions, Belphegor is said to appear as a young girl and to give wealth. He was worshipped by the Moabites as Baalphegor on Mount Phegor. Some rabbis claim that he must be worshipped on a toilet, with offerings being the residue of ones’ digestion. This has led some to conclude that Belphegor is the god Pet (Fart) or “Crepitus,” while others believe that he is Praipus. Selden is cited by Bainier as reporting that human victims are to be offered to him, and that his priests partake of the flesh.
The Midnight Archive about Les Diableries: Vintage Stereoscopic Pics from Hell
In der neuen Folge des Midnight Archives erzählt Ron Thomas (der Macher der Serie) von seiner Sammlung „Les Diableries“: alte stereoskopische 3D-Bilder aus dem 19. Jahrhundert aus der Hölle.
a few years back, i’d given my first ‘lecture’ at the Brooklyn Observatory at the request of my friend Joanna. Assuming nobody would show up, i agreed and was promptly shocked and inspired by just how amazing the turnout had been. All to see my collection of 19th century 3d devil tissues… and more than that – the crowd was a delightful mixed bag. From MENSA to Princeton to the street punks and dregs, from the curious to the satanic… Truly inspiring. And so here is my own entry into the archive – please be kind – i hate being on camera – but – what the “hell”… I’m particularlly proud of the way we treated the slides. The idea was to give more of the 3d/color effect to the diableries than simple scans would give you.
Vorher auf Nerdcore:
Vintage stereoscopic Pics from Hell
The Midnight Archive: Dreams And Nightmares in Wax
The Midnight Archive: Webisodes about the strange Things
The Midnight Archive: Modern Day Mummys
Occult NYC Walking Tour
The Midnight Archive Ep.3: Making Men out of Mice – Anthropomorphic Taxidermy
The Midnight Archive Ep.4: The Automata
The Midnight Archive Ep.6: The Empire of Death
The Midnight Archive Episode 8: The Grand Guignol
Aleister Crowley was the Curse of Tutankhamun
Satanisten-Posterboy Aleister Crowley soll im London der 20er für den Fluch des Pharao verantwortlich sein. Das will zumindest ein englischer Historiker rausgefunden haben.
Throughout the 1920s and 1930s, London was gripped by the mythical curse of Tutankhamun, the Egyptian boy-king, whose tomb was uncovered by British archaeologist Howard Carter. More than 20 people linked to the opening of the pharaoh’s burial chamber in Luxor in 1923 bizarrely died over the following years – six of them in the capital. […]
At the time, a frenzied Press blamed the ‘Curse of Tutankhamun’ for the deaths and speculated on the supernatural powers of the ancient Egyptians.
But Mr Beynon has now drawn on previously unpublished evidence to conclude the deaths were all ritualistic killings masterminded by Crowley, an occultist dubbed “the wickedest man in the world”. After unique analysis of Crowley’s diaries, essays and books and inquest reports, the armchair detective argues that he was a Jack the Ripper-obsessed copycat killer. Crowley, who called himself ‘The Great Beast’, apparently had his own motives to tarnish the legacy of Carter’s legendary discovery.
The gods and goddesses of Crowley’s own religious philosophy, Thelema, were mainly drawn from ancient Egyptian religion. He believed himself to be a prophet of a new age of personal liberty, controlled by the ancient Egyptian god Horus. It is likely that he would have found Carter’s excavation sacrilegious and wanted revenge, according to Mr Beynon.
Curse of Tutankhamun may have been work of Satanist killer (via JWZ)
Markers of the Beast from the Desk of Satan
Laboratory Industries verkaufen Marker of the Beast inklusive Post-Its „From the Desk of Satan“. Meine Bestellung ging grade raus, must have.
Never sign a deal with the Devil. Unless you’ve got just the right pen.
We took real Sanford Sharpie fine tip pens and added Horrorcore lettering by type genius Chris Piascik to make a limited run of totally evil markers. When they’re gone, they’re gone. We then added Satanic Sticky Notes so you can leave creepy messages for your friends without having to log into Facebook.
Single packs come with a pair of pens and one pad. Double packs have two pair of pens and two pads. Can you guess what triple packs contain? All pens are packed in matched pairs. Black ones with the text, red ones with the numbers.
Anton LaVey Pez-Dispenser
Anton LaVey (Wikipedia) gilt als Gründer des modernen Satanismus, hat die Church of Satan ins unheilige Leben gerufen und die Satanic Bible geschrieben. Und er verteilt lecker Bonbons aus seinem Plastikkopf: Anton LaPez Candy Dispenser (via Einhorn).
Webcomic: Teenage Satan is coming!
(Youtube Direktsatan, via The Beat)
Schicker Trailer zum kommenden, toll aussehenden Webcomic Teenage Satan: „It’s a COMIC. it’s an APP, It’s a GAME – It’s Teenage Satan, created by Stephanie Buscema, Marsha Cooke and Candis Cooke. Animation by Darwyn Cooke.“
Vatican: Internet fuels Satanism:
The Vatican, your top notch source for hilarious bullshit since it created creation: „A surge in Satanism fuelled by the internet has led to a sharp rise in the demand for exorcists, the Roman Catholic Church has warned.“ (via /.)
USB – Satans Data-Connection
USB-User, Worshipper of Satan! Hell yeah!
The evangelical cult “Paz do Senhor Amado” (“Peace of the beloved Lord”) in the interior of Brazil forbids its followers to use any USB technology by contending that it uses a symbol that shows sympathy for the devil.
According to its founder, the “Apostle” Welder Saldanha says that this is just another symbol of Satan, which is always present in all Christian homes.
“The symbol of that name (a name which he doesn’t even like to pronounce) is a trident, which is used to torture souls that go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of that vile technology are actually worshipers of Satan” – explains the” Apostle”.
USB – Satan’s Data Connection (Danke Jensen!)
Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults
(Youtube Direktsatan, via MeFi)
Ein Ausschnitt aus einem Polizeilehrfilm über Satanistenkulte ist bei Youtube aufgetaucht, in dem Ausschnitt werden typische Merkmale eines Ritualmordes an einem Bikinimädchenmodel vorgeführt. Ich will das Ende ja nicht spoilern, aber es hat mit einem Penis zu tun. Hell, yeah!
Discusses satanic cults and details signs and evidence that may be found at crime scenes. Teaches officials what to look for and how to anticipate satanic activity.
666
Just to let you know: Ich liebe es jedesmal, wenn die Zahl der ungelesenen Feedreader-Items 666 beträgt. Wirklich jedesmal, wenn das vorkommt, wachsen mir zwei Hörner aus der Stirn, meine Füße verwandeln sich in Hufe, von meinem Schwanz rückwärtigerseits fang’ ich erst gar nicht an und aus meinem Mund erschallt ein gar grauslich furchtbar fieses Lachen. Evil! Now you know.
