Man dies after Sex with Hornet Nest [Update: Fake.]
Für die Meldung gibt’s mehrere Quellen, scheint also zu stimmen. Die Bewerbungen für den Darwin Award 2013 sind hiermit geschlossen. Der Spruch „Don’t fuck with Hornets!“ war noch nie so passend wie hier.
A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet’s nest on his farm outside Ystad. The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.
His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest (via @Raketenmensch)
[update] Die Story ist ein Fake: „The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.“
Star Wars BDSM-Toys
Krissy und Allen verkaufen in ihrem GeekKink-Shop auf Etsy BDSM-Toys für Nerds, die’s gerne ein bisschen dreckiger haben als andere. „I find your lack of faith disturbing“. Meine Favorites: Doctor Who Tardis inspired BDSM Vegan flogger Mature, Star Wars Sith Lightsaber inspired BDSM flogger Mature und die Freddy Krueger inspired Metal Claws. (Danke Max!)
Vorher auf Nerdcore:
BDSM Rubber Alien-Eggs for Sensory Deprivation
Gimpressionism hides BDSM-Lovers in naive Landscape-Paintings
Internet Cable-Whip for the nasty Sysadmin
Incest Prevention – There’s an App for that…
Youtube Direktwearefamily, via New Aesthetics
In Island ist der Genpool anscheinend so knapp, dass die dort alle mindestens Cousins xten Grades sind und regelmäßig mit Verwandten in die Kiste hüpfen. Dort gibt es eine Online-Register, das Íslendingabók („The Book of Icelanders“), das Infos zu den Familien von 720.000 Isländern bereithält und die derzeit 320.000 Einwohner können sich dort über ihren Verwandtschaftsgrad informieren.
Und jetzt gibt es eine Android-App für’s Íslendingabók (hier im Play Store) mit Inzest-Präventions-Funktion. Einfach Namen des oder der Auserkorenen eingeben, Handys aneinanderreiben (hihi) und schon weiß man, wie sehr verwandt man ist. Was einen ja nicht zwingend von irgendwelchen dreckigen Sachen abhalten muss und die App funktioniert ja auch morgens danach aber ich hör’ jetzt lieber auf.
We all derive from the same family tree. An online registry, Íslendingabók (‘The Book of Icelanders’) holds information about the families of about 720,000 individuals who were born in Iceland at some point in time. Today, the population in Iceland is just about 320,000. The database can be found on islendingabok.is and everyone registered in the database has free access to it. […]
Three engineers made an app for the ‘Íslendingabók’ database. People can now easily, and on the go, look up how they are related to other Icelanders. And a precious feature, using the bump technology, allows people that meet to just bump their phones together, to instantly see if they are too related to take things any further. The engineers’ slogan for this feature was: “Bump the app before you bump in bed”.
New App Prevents Icelanders from Sleeping With their Relatives
Slowmotion Duck Penis, GIF’d
Impressive, most impressive: Einmal Enten-Zeitlupen-Penis als GIF. Wer mehr über Genitalien von Federvieh wissen will, there you go:
Male ducks have elaborate corkscrew-shaped penises, the length of which correlates with the degree of forced copulation males impose on female ducks. Females are often unable to escape male coercion, but they have evolved vaginal morphology that makes it difficult for males to inseminate females close to the sites of fertilization and sperm storage. Males have counterclockwise spiraling penises, while females have clockwise spiraling vaginas and blind pockets that prevent full eversion of the male penis.
TED-Talk about gay Duck Necrophilia
Kein Aprilscherz, passt aber wunderbar: Kees Moeliker erklärt auf der TED-Konferenz den Dead Duck Day, den sie seit dem ersten Todestag 1996 zum Gedenken einer Ente feiern, die das erste dokumentierte Opfer schwuler Enten-Nekrophilie wurde. Darüber hat Moeliker dann eine Arbeit geschrieben und den Ig-Nobelpreis gewonnen. Der Talk hat wirklich alles, von Frosch-Goldfisch-Facefuck bis Kröten-Nekrophilie in Missionarsstellung. Hilarious!
On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurhistorisch Museum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard ‘raped’ the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an ‘Attempted Rape Flight’ that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard.
TED: How a dead duck changed the TED audience’s life
Kees Moeliker: The Duck
1969er Bürgerinitiative „Sex ist mies“ warnt vor Beat und Sex
Youtube Direktmies, via Ronny
Die Bürgerinitiative „Sex ist mies“ warnt: „Vielfaches Betrachten von Sexfotos oder Sexfilmen führt sogar zur Verstopfung ganzer Gehirnwindungen und beeinträchtigt somit die Körperfunktionen. Frühes Altern, frühe Krankheit und früher Tod können die Folge sein.“ Wisster Bescheid.
Die kurze Version dieses Teil hatte ich vor vier Jahren schonmal, jetzt gibt’s diese eine Minute längere Fassung.
Vocal Coach trains Singing with Sex Toys
Ein Vocal Coach der Universität benutzt Vibratoren, um die Stimmbänder von Sängerinnen und Sängern zu lockern. Wenn Ihr also demnächst mal wieder heiser seit, wisster Bescheid. Und das erinnert natürlich an die ollen Dildo-Anzeigen aus den Katalogen von früher – Liebe Kinder, so hat man im vergangenen Jahrhundert Sextoys und Stimmbandlockerungsvorrichtungen beworben:
A University of Alberta voice coach has been using sex toys to massage the throats of actors and singers and is getting results. “I know it’s a bit different … I know there’s a giggle factor, but it works,” says David Ley, a professor in the school’s drama department. “It relaxes tension in the larynx … it improves range and projection.” He makes it clear he’s not a physician or therapist.
“My first advice for a person (with voice or throat issues) would be to go to a doctor,” he says. “What I’mtrying to do is to help the person hit that high note or harness their emotional energy.” He spent last fall coaching actors at the Stratford Festival with all the expected exercises and drills, but surprised everyone when he pulled out a small purple “marital aid.” “With a straight face he announced to me he wanted to use it on the actors,” says Janine Pearson, the festival’s head of voice and coaching. “Of course, he was trying to get a reaction … and he did.”
Sex toy gives singers that extra octave – Vibrator used as voice therapy at Stratford Festival.
Porn Search Habbits of the World
Die Pornosuchmaschine PornMD hat die Suchanfragen der letzten 6 Monate in einer sehr hässlichen, dafür sehr interessanten interaktiven Infografik visualisiert. Der Link ist anonymisiert und sofern man nicht weiterklickt erstmal SFW. Interessant: Während England mit Lisa Ann oder Italien mit Sara Tomassi immerhin aktive Schauspielerinnen suchen, suchen wir in Deutschland immer noch nach Gina Wild. Die Dame macht seit 15 Jahren keine Pornos mehr. Seit 15 Jahren! Ich beantrage hiermit die Porno-Suche nach Gina Wild als Symbolbild für Deutschland im Jahr 2013.
Ever wonder which states or countries are into what when it comes to what goes on behind closed doors? In this graphic below we take a closer look at the sexual interests of people around the planet.
Global Internet Porn Habits (via Interporn3000)
[update] Also: There’s some weird shit going on in Iceland.
BDSM Rubber Alien-Eggs for Sensory Deprivation
Großartig: Das Alien Ei als Sexspielzeug für die BDSM-Praktik des Sinnesentzugs. Ist mit 1300 Pfund nicht grade billig, aber man hat damit wahrscheinlich jede Menge Spaß. Facehugger not included.
This is our masterstroke of total Sensory Deprivation. This inflatable bondage ball in the shape of the infamous eggs from the Alien movie is the ultimate sensory deprivation experience. We have created a showpiece for people who take their pleasure and playtime seriously.
The Alien Egg is made from two ‘skins’ of rubber. The outer layer is made of thick 0.8 mm rubber whilst the inner layer is made of medium 0.5 mm rubber. Each skin can be made in different colour to give the Egg the maximum visual effect. It has a British Respiratory Gas Mask inside which has a double length corrugated tube going to the outside for breathing. It is inflated via a Schraeder valve or the rubber tube attached to the side that can be tied off in a slip knot so when the fun is over it can be deflated more easily.
The four full length zips quickly close the Alien Egg holding your entire body inside its rubber walls. When inflated, the Alien Egg restricts all movements from within and isolates you perfectly inside its shell.
Alien Egg d.vote rubber latex Alien Egg Enclosure (via Boing Boing)
Webcam Venus: Sexcam-Performers posing as Fine Art
Schöne Arbeit von Addie Wagenknecht und Pablo Garcia vom FAT-Lab, ein Experiment in Fine Art und Porno, Kunstklassiker von Sexcam-Performern nachgestellt. Toll, mag ich sehr gerne.
If asked if there is a difference between the Renaissance painting The Birth of Venus (1486) and a Playboy centerfold, most might say it’s no contest: one is art and the other pornography. One is of human ideals, the other smut. Are Botticelli and Hugh Hefner really that different? Both project fantasy and erotic imagery through the media of their day. Both are vehicles of gender politics, defining standards of beauty and sexuality. What if adult performers—already mediated sex objects—struck “classic” poses? In Webcam Venus, we asked online sexcam performers to replicate iconic works of art. This piece is an experimental homage to both fine art and the lowbrow internet phenomenon of cams.
Sexcams use webcams and chat interfaces to connect amateur adult performers with an audience. Users log on to see men, women, transsexuals, couples and groups broadcast their bodies and sexuality live for the public, often performing for money. To create this experiment in high and low brow media, we assumed anonymous handles and spent a few hours each day for a month asking performers: “Would you like to pose for me?”
The Hammer: Muscle-controlled, Rainbow-LED-Dildo
Youtube Direkthammer, via JWZ
„And now for a hands-free demonstration…“
The Hammer is a prototype test-your-strength game that’s an insertable, muscle-controlled, light-up dildo.
Getting it on, in the Shop, on Google Streetview
Am Wochenende auf Google Streetview gefunden: Zwei Nackedeis beim Ramtamtam in der Umkleidekabine in einem Laden in Frankreich: Guess where Google Street View caught this couple. Leider wahrscheinlich nur inszeniert, weil: Im selben Laden, halbwegs zur selben Zeit… this happened. (via Daily Dot)
3D-printed Hello Kitty-Dildo
Makerlove ist wie Thingiverse, eine Sharing-Site für 3D-Printer-Modelle, für Sextoys. Da kann man sich dann Freaky Freud, den Justin Bieber Vibrator oder eben einen Helly Kitty Dildo runterladen und ausdrucken. Also: Dongiverse. Oh my.
You see, when people have the ability to make things privately, we suspect they will choose to make certain items without telling anyone else. Sex Toys and personal items seem rather high up on that list. So we have formed a website to capture and share designs for these personal products.
Cheap 3D printers fuel home-printed sex toy “phenomenon” (via AnimalNY)
BTX Sexline-Advertising
Eins meiner Lieblingstumblrs Text-Mode (mit jeder Menge ASCII-Art, BTX, BBS und Schreibmaschinentypo und sowas) hatte vor einer Weile eine ziemlich tolle Serie mit Screenshots von Teletext-Sexline-Ads, vor allem von deutschen TV-Sendern, aber auch aus Schweden und Spanien – eine Design- bzw. Typostudie internationaler Telefonsex-BTX-Werbung sozusagen.
Hier eine Galerie mit meinen Favorites aus den Postings, darunter die Links dazu:
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χχχ Text-tv from the swedish TV channel TV4 (2012)
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The worst of χχχ-teletext pages on the Spanish TV-channel Antena 3 (2012)
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Oma means grandmother: Videotext from the German TV channel Viva
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How about that tan? Videotext from the German TV channel RTL
Priest Gimp
Ein Priester aus Springfield wurde offensichtlich von seiner Dominatrix oder seinem Dominator im Pfarrhaus im Stich gelassen, mit Handschellen gefesselt und ‘nem Knebel im Mund. Die Aufzeichnung des Notrufs geht grade die Runde:
“I’m going to need help getting out before this becomes a medical emergency,” Father Tom Donovan told a dispatcher who sounds a bit incredulous during the Nov. 28 call. “You’re stuck in a pair of handcuffs?” the dispatcher asks. “(I was) playing with them and I need help getting out,” Donovan responds.
Donovan told the dispatcher that he was alone in the rectory. It’s not clear exactly how he ended up in handcuffs or why he feared a medical emergency. His voice sounds garbled or muffled on the tape, and sources say that police discovered some sort of gag on the priest when they arrived.
Tied up at the moment – Cuffed priest granted leave (via JWZ)
