Unicorn Poop Soap
Endlich, waschen mit Einhorn-Poodoo! Macht garantiert bunt und riecht nach Cola und Geburtstagskuchen, yay!
Unicorn poop is HEWN FROM SOLID RAINBOWS and AN ASTONISHING ARRAY OF DELIGHTFUL SCENTS to bring glee to even the most soap-averse humans!
Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of “Can I eat this? Are you sure I can’t eat this?” and then “Can I lick it, at least?” It is a Willy Wonka-style layered assortment of scents BY COLOR, including birthday cake, blueberry muffin, cola, butterscotch, and vanilla. Not only that, it is BURSTING with SO MUCH GLITTER YOU’LL BE FORCED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS JUST TO DESCRIBE IT!!!
The Return to Candy Mountain: Charlie The Unicorn goes to the Moon
Youtube Direktcharlie, via Tubefilter
Nach fast vier Jahren Pause haut Jason Steele den vierten Teil seiner Charlie-the-Unicorn-Reihe raus, diesmal locken Charlies debile Einhorn-Freunde ihn auf den Mond, wo sie einen singende Riesentausendfüssler und einem YOLO-Seestern treffen.
Falls wer Charlie nicht kennen sollte, die ersten drei Teile gab es hier, da und dort.
Magic Mushroom Unicorn Terrarium
Die Star Wars-Terrariums im Etsy-Store (und in der Galerie unten) von The Wonder Room sind wirklich sehr hübsch, so richtig überlegen muss ich allerdings beim obigen Magic Mushroom Unicorn-Terrarium. Und da müssen dann noch fleischfressende Pflanzen rein und am Einhorn müsste man mit ein bisschen Kunstblut rumpinseln… but that’s just me.
Journey deep into the Mushroom forest where you will find the Magical Unicorn. Beware of toadstool rings and willow trees… Stay away from old oaks! …This friendly Unicorn will safely lead the way to the Castle of the Fairy Princess.
Magical Mushroom Unicorn Garden – Fantasy Forest Terrarium Diorama in Glass Dome (via Laughing Squid)
CLOP is QWOP with Unicorns
Bennett Foddy hat einen Nachfolger zu seinem 100m-Lauf-Simulator QWOP online gestellt: Den Einhorn-Simulator CLOP, hier sein Thread auf Reddit. Ich habs bislang auch nur ungefähr zwei Meter weit geschafft. Hier ein paar Tipps von da:
I seem to get good speed on flatground by simply alternating h+j and k+l … but as soon as I get to the hill, it all goes to hell. Has anyone had better luck?
I just do L->K->J->H over and over, occasionally pausing, when I get to a dangerous incline, I only use H and K, alternating between simultaneous (H+K) and alternating key presses (H->K)… It’s worked quite well, got to the halfway point.
Try L-H-J-K at different speeds, you’ll have to climb up the hill carefully because the fucking unicorn is too rear-heavy.
I’ve been alternating hk and lj, works allright…
I got all the way up the first hill with hitting l-k-h in sequence, skipping j because it’s a back leg and too much back leg makes me flip over backwards. When you start going back down the hill again, I can’t help you.
Vorher auf Nerdcore:
QWOP Cosplay
Sextoys of the Rich
Motherboard hat ein schönes Posting über Luxusdildos inklusive einer Shockspot Robotic Fucking Machine und einem silbernen Betony Vernon Unicorn Butt Plug für 3000 Dollar (wie sagt man eigentlich auf Deutsch zu Buttplug? Arschdübel? Rosettenstecker? Was weiß ich…)
Now, I could begin this section with Harry Potter-inspired joke along the lines of, “I knew that Ron Weasley was a little too distressed when the Whomping Willow broke his Unicorn-hair-core wand during his second year at Hogwarts,” but that would be incredibly distasteful. It would also be irrelevant since, despite the name, “this beautifully crafted butt plug is [actually] made out of silver and horses [sic] mane.” I mean, seriously? Horse mane? What happened to truth in advertising! Betony Vernon has clearly lost his way.
Unicorn Poop Rainbow-Glitter-Cookies
Aaaaaw! Instructables-Userin kristylynn84 hat Regenbogen-Glitzer-Einhornkackekekse gebacken und das Rezept dazu gepostet! „The real deal – it’s made of sugar cookies, rainbow dragees, rainbow star sprinkles, white sparkle gel, and rainbow disco dust.“ Rainbow Disco Dust!
Unicorn Poop! (via Niklas)
Unicorn Guy plays an Ocarina at Burning Man
Das letzte Posting mit dem „Botfly Removement Supercut set to Frank Sinatras ‘I got you under my Skin’“ war vielleicht etwas zu fordernd, deshalb hier das nächst-schönste, was mir über den Screen gelaufen ist: Ein Herr im Einhorn-Kostüm, der eine nette Melodei auf dem Burning Man spielt.
