Man dies after Sex with Hornet Nest [Update: Fake.]
Für die Meldung gibt’s mehrere Quellen, scheint also zu stimmen. Die Bewerbungen für den Darwin Award 2013 sind hiermit geschlossen. Der Spruch „Don’t fuck with Hornets!“ war noch nie so passend wie hier.
A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet’s nest on his farm outside Ystad. The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.
His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest (via @Raketenmensch)
[update] Die Story ist ein Fake: „The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.“
Skywhales Titties all the way across the Sky!
Nipplewhale all across the Sky! Philipp schreibt mir: „In Australien haben die anscheinend zum 100-jährigen Bestehen ihrer Hauptstadt Canberra einen Heißluftballon mit Walgesicht und 10 Brüsten gestartet. Und warum? The Fuck Do I Know. Australien ist irgendwie anders. Gekostet hat das Ding 170.000 Dollar.“
Canberra’s centenary hot-air balloon, the Skywhale, proved provocative when it was unveiled on Thursday. Designed by renowned sculptor and former Canberran Patricia Piccinini, the $170,000 balloon is part of the capital’s centenary celebrations and measures more than 34 metres from nose to tail. Piccinini, who grew up in Canberra and now lives in Melbourne, said it was challenging and exhilarating to create a piece of art that would be seen in such a public forum.
Canberra Times: Gearing up for a whale of a time with centenary balloon
Galerie: The Centenary of Canberra Skywhale
Wormhole to another Dimension reported in Brighton by a Dude walking his Affenpinscher. Yep.
And then this happened:
Council bosses have been left mystified after reports that a portal to another dimension has opened in a residential street in Brighton.
A member of the public reported to Brighton and Hove City Council that the “wormhole or vortex” had opened up in Montreal Road, Hanover, on May 2. They made the report via the website Fix My Street which is more typically used to report potholes, dumped rubbish and broken lampposts.
The anonymous poster said: „I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road. On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions. I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.“
Vortex to another dimension reported in Brighton (via Arbroath)
George Takei reviews a Fresh Whole Rabbit
George Takei hat offensichtlich seinen Spaß auf Amazon, nach David Hasselhofs Best Of hat er jetzt einen kompletten frischen Hasen rezensiert. Spoiler: „Tastes like Chicken“.
Brad and I were very excited to order a few of these delectable beauties in order to reenact the skinning and spitting-over-an-open-fire scene from Game of Thrones. Now, I hate to split hares, but…
First of all, it is NOT at all as easy as it looks in that scene. Meera and Osha made it look so simple. But both Brad and I pulling together couldn’t get that damn skin off. The rabbit wound up looking more like Theon Greyjoy’s finger than a rabbit. Second, apparently you cannot light an open fire in your backyard in Los Angeles. No one told us that. Thanks, LAFD, for understanding. Third, it pretty much tastes like chicken.
Fresh Whole Rabbit: Not like Game of Thrones
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George Takei reviews The Hoff
Surgery Cake with Guts
Toller Eingeweidekuchen von Conjurers Kitchen für die Entwickler des Surgeon Simulator 2013: „’Failed abdominal surgery’ cake. Life-size, with removable truffle intestines.“
Being Steve Buscemi
Jim, 17, aus Wien: „So my parents were gone for 2 days and I switched most of our family photos with pictures of steve buscemi…“ (via JWZ)
Audrey Hepburns Tiny Hand is still tiny
Vor einem Jahr bloggte ich über das Tumblr One Tiny Hand, normalerweise gibt’s solche Blogs für zwei oder drei Wochen, dann verlieren die Leute meistens die Lust. One Tiny Hand verpasst jetzt seit einem Jahr Promis seltsame, kleine Hände und Audrey Hepburns Tiny Hand musste ich mir unbedingt hier reinkleben weil Audrey.
ZeFrank gives Teddy a Heart Surgery
Youtube Direktteddy, via 3Pew
ZeFrank verpasst einem Teddy eine Operation am offenen Herzen. Mit jeder Menge Candy, Fleisch und Kakerlaken.
Dude shoots Harpoon thru his Eye, goes home
Ein brasilianischer Fischer hat sich eine Harpune durchs Auge ins Gehirn geschossen. Dann ist er nach Hause gegangen und am nächsten Tag erst, auf Anraten eines Verwandten, ging er zum Arzt. Dem Mann geht’s den Umständen entsprechend gut.
Bruno Barcellos de Souza Coutinho, 34, was cleaning fishing equipment in the city of Petropolis when the speargun accidentally fired and lodged 15 centimetres into his head, through his left eye and deep into his brain.
However, he did not seek medical attention until the next day when a relative encouraged him to go to hospital.
Incredible survival after man shoots harpoon into head (via Arbroath)
Hairy Eyeball
Eine Zyste im Auge, auf der schwarze Haare wachsen. Ein behaartes Auge. Yay!
A 19-year-old man presented to our ophthalmology clinic with a mass in his right eye that had been present since birth but had gradually increased in size. He did not have pain, but the mass caused vision defects, mild discomfort on blinking, and the intermittent sensation of the presence of a foreign body. Physical examination revealed a white, ovoid mass, 5 mm by 6 mm, that straddled the inferotemporal limbus (Panel A), with several black hairs (Panel B). Visual acuity was 20/20 in the left eye and 20/60 in the right eye. Intraocular pressure was normal… The lesion was excised, and lamellar keratoplasty was performed for cosmetic reasons. Pathological findings confirmed the diagnosis of limbal dermoid. As expected, there was little improvement in visual acuity after surgery because of the amblyopia and induced astigmatism.
Religious Nuts wrapped in Plastic on a Plane because dead People
„When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe. In Awe! Of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, Religion. No contest.“ (George Carlin) Aber hey! Immerhin hat der Mann seine Religion mit ‘nem Stück Plastik gehackt, ist ja auch was!
Kohens are prohibited from flying over cemeteries (“A kohen initially was not supposed to approach any dead body, and if he did so he became ritually impure”), which as you can imagine, could be a major problem for travel. According to Haaretz, Rabbi Yosef Shalom Eliashiv, the leader of the Lithuanian Haredi community in Israel, “found a solution to this issue, ruling that wrapping oneself in thick plastic bags while the plane crossed over the cemetery is permissible.”
Orthodox Jewish Man Covers Himself In Plastic Bag On Plane (via Death&Taxes)
Another Dude with an Eel in his Butt
Vor ein paar Monaten bloggte ich über einen Herren, der sich einen Aal rektal einführte und nicht mehr rausbekam. Und weil die Menschheit nicht dazulernt, blogge ich heute über einen weiteren Herrn aus China mit Aal im Arsch. Der hat sich dann in seinen Darm vorgearbeitet und hat den angeknabbert. Als sie das Tier aus dem Hinterteil gezogen haben, war er noch am Leben.
The adult eel — which measured 50cm (20″) and weighed about 600g (1.3 lbs) — proceeded into the man’s colon and punctured it, requiring the man to be rushed to hospital for emergency surgery.
In a surgery that took all night to perform, the eel was successfully removed from the colon. According to the blog it was still breathing when it was extracted. The man is currently recovering in hospital. There is no word on the fate of the eel.
Man Put in Serious Condition as Eel Invades Anus, hier das Original-Blogposting einer chinesischen Ärztin: 重口味黄鳝哥！！用黄鳝玩爆菊致肠穿孔
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Dude has an Eel in his Butt
This 800 Year old Court was full of Eels
My Chocolate-Eel is full of Awesome!
Nutellapriesterin und 5 Tonnen Schokocreme
In Bad Hersfeld haben sie 5 Tonnen Nutella von einem Lastwagen geklaut, die Polizei hat noch keine Spur, ich hab’ da allerdings eine Theorie – siehe Video oben.
Thieves in Germany have made off with a truckload of Nutella, stealing five tonnes of the hazelnut chocolate spread from a parked semi-trailer, police said on Monday. The theft of seven palettes of Nutella jars, worth a total of about 16,000 euros ($20,800), took place at the weekend in the city of Niederaula in the central state of Hessen, said police.
Truckload of Nutella stolen in Germany
[update] The Atlantic: Is There a Secret Nutella Black Market?
Bee Dance
Youtube Direktbees, via Arbroath
And then this happened: „In this video I, Sara Mapelli, am dancing with 12,000 honey bees.“ Yep.
