The Spiderworm is having me for dinner tonight

 Youtube Direktworm, via Gawker THE HORROR THE HORROR: „ok so i was just editing my latest montage and this huge spider came out, so i sprayed it and killed it, then this fricken alien worm […]

To the person who shit in a sock at Kmart…

And then that happened… About 2 years ago, I was a janitor at the Centre Kmart. I went about my janitor duties and swept out the bathroom- The womens’ room I might add.. and my […]